The Ten Worst Pickup Lines

“Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven”

Yes, most of us, if not all, were burdened at least once with ridiculous pickup lines that either made us roll our eyes, bite our tongues or even comeback with a smart remark of our own .  So we decided to plague you with them once more. And we cannot think of anyone more suitable than Askmen.com to provide us with The Ten Worst Pickup Lines.

From Askmen.com:

NUMBER 10

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

Your friends might find this hilarious, but you’re certainly not getting anywhere with her by trying this bad pickup line. Anytime you imply that a good-looking girl is easy because she’s dressed provocatively and in a bar, you’re committing a huge mistake. If she’s hot, would she really be interested in hearing you belittle her? And it’s not witty, this bad pickup line is just insulting.

NUMBER 9

“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

This one is just plain bad because it’s been around for longer than most would like to remember. If you haven’t heard it, then you’ve been living in a cave somewhere, and if you’re still actually using it, it’s time to join us in the 21st century and stop using this bad pickup line. Trying the cheesy angle is a good idea, but it should be at least mildly original.

NUMBER 8

“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

We shouldn’t have to bother explaining why confidence is always good, but when it crosses the line into arrogance, you won’t be having much luck with the ladies. That is, of course, unless you’re a male model and ridiculously good looking.

NUMBER 7

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

Contrary to what some men think, offering a girl you just met a sperm bath is not a good way to build attraction. In fact, the lecherous approach almost always fails. Yeah, we know, sometimes a bit of no-strings-attached action is all you’re really after, and there are girls out there who feel the same, so why not make that clear and see what happens? However, making reference to any of your bodily fluids with a bad pickup line like this one is not how you should go about it. 

NUMBER 6

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

First of all, implying that a woman is a prostitute is so far from where you want to be when you’re trying to hook up with her. Yes, she wants to feel sexy and, yes, she wants to feel attractive, but she does not want to feel like a hired worker. By offering her money straight up in exchange for sex, you’re not only using one of the worst bad pickup lines ever, you’re also cruising for a slap across the face or a drink poured over your head.

NUMBER 5

“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

Any girl who finds this bad pickup line charming has most likely just been released from prison or a mental institution. Ninety-nine times out of 100, the girl will dismiss you as an unoriginal creep and leave you standing there licking your wounds. On the one occasion you do succeed, you’ll be lucky to wake up the next day with all of your vital organs intact.

NUMBER 4

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

Kinda funny, yes, but wanna know why it’s so bad? Too cocky. Many girls find a cocky swagger cripplingly appealing, particularly if you’re better-than-average looking, but this type of bad pickup line has got egomaniac written all over it.

NUMBER 3

“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”

Not only will this trigger the bullsh*t detector on most girls, but you’re bound to get labeled a cheapskate to boot. At this point, you shouldn’t be asking her for things but instead offering to make her life better in some small way — or at least to buy her a drink. 

NUMBER 2

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

Guys who use bad pickup lines like this think they’re being cute, but really they’re just wasting time and space and should be barred from entering nightclubs. By referencing slogans and catch phrases they hope to achieve some common bond with the girl, but instead just come across as dorks who watch too much TV.

NUMBER 1

“Do you come here often?”

There are some pickup lines that have worked their way into our collective consciousness and managed to stay there, lodged forever — and this has to be the worst of them all.  Even with a dash of irony, this bad pickup line is likely to send her off in search of a restraining order

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How to Maintain Etiquette During a Break-up

Breaking up is hard to do, for some of us anyway. Either way, this process should be done with some respect. Ending a relationship through a Facebook message, a text  or a Tweet is not acceptable and frankly it shouldn’t be, even if you are a thousand miles apart.

Not sure how to break-up? Ehow.com provides some tips on how to maintain etiquette during a breakup.

From www.Ehow.com:

Breakup etiquette is sometimes hard to follow. Of course it would be easy to send an email or text message stating that the relationship is over, but it is the wrong way to treat a person. Courtesy requires you to do the right thing.

• Speak face to face, if possible. Although breakups are uncomfortable, they require you to be sensitive, and this is best accomplished in person.

• Make a phone call if you can’t meet. Long distance relationships may be ended by phone.

• Be honest about your reason for ending the relationship without laying blame. Sometimes it is easier to lay the blame on the other person or bring up specific issues. However, letting the other person know that the relationship is not working out for you without bringing up specifics is a better way to go.

• Allow the other person to ask questions and react to the news. A relationship is made up of two people, and both deserve the right to talk when it is ending. Answer questions honestly and but don’t engage in arguments if the conversation becomes too heated.

• Give each other time to heal. It is hard to stop talking to someone you have been in a relationship with, but it makes the breakup even harder to get over if you continue talking.

Tip: If you want to have a continued, platonic relationship after your breakup, you must give yourself time away from each other before attempting a friendship. Emotions run high during a break up and time away from each other is the only way to eventually have a friendship. Take at least two months off with no or minimal contact.

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How to Write an Effective Online Dating Profile

So you finally settled on signing up with a dating site, but where do you go from there? Breathe and relax, we have help.  Ehow.com provides some great tips on how to write an effective online dating profile.

From www.ehow.com

Millions of people around the world are seeking love and romance using web-based online dating services and websites. One of the most important things you can do to score dates at any of these online venues is to have a great dating profile. If you are ready to spice up your online dating life, here is how to write a dating profile that works:

Step 1: Write down all your strengths. This is simple, what are your strengths? Jot them all down.

Step 2: Write down all your weaknesses. Now think of what makes you weak, what fears you have and write those down.

Step 3: Write down everything you like to do. Whether it’s reading a book or riding a bike; make a short list.

Step 4: Write down everything you hate to do. Try not to get carried away; a short list will suffice here.

Step 5: Write down ten things about yourself–all positive. Are you a happy out going person? Do you love to work with kids? Do you volunteer your time at a homeless shelter?

Step 6: Now it’s time to write the profile. Take the three things you love to do the most and combine those with three of your best strengths. Make sure to mention one weakness, and one thing you really dislike. You may want to spend an hour or two writing the actual profile. It’s okay to write it several different ways and see which one you like the best.

Step 7: Proofread and edit. Look for grammar and spelling errors. Is your profile too long; too informative? Does it sound needy or desperate? Would you go out on a date with you? A good rule of thumb is a dating profile that reads no more than 1000 words.

Tip: You may want to have a close friend read through the profile to give you any do’s and don’t’s.

Warning: Don’t come off sounding cocky or arrogant, those are immediate turn offs to everybody.

Have you tried online dating? Do you currently have an online dating profile? Have you found success? Share your comments and tips below!

The Seven Killer Dating Mistakes

Alan R. Stafford, a speaker, writer, class leader, and personal coach on topics important to Singles and Couples, shares the seven killer dating mistakes that people commonly make.

Warning, some, if not all, may apply to you

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In your search for a great relationship, you shouldn’t just leave things to luck. There are many things that you can do that can enhance your dating experience. Unfortunately, though, there are also an awful lot of things that you can do to make sure that you’re a dating flop.

The following are the most common mistakes made by daters. Take the time to read and learn them so that you won’t make these mistakes too.

The False Front – though it is important to look good when you’re dating, remember that you should always be realistic. If you do meet someone you like, you will be seeing that person a lot. In that case, you won’t be spending several hours getting ready every time. There is a difference between looking nice, and setting your date up for disillusionment. When you get ready, remember to be yourself. Look your best, look good, but make sure that it’s you in there! No false fronts.

Availability – when you’re dating, it’s important to make yourself available when you find someone you like. After all, you’ve gone to an awful lot of effort to find a person who may qualify for a relationship. That person won’t stick around forever if you don’t put in some effort.

Realistic Fun – relationships are often a lot of fun when they first get started. Everything is so fresh, exciting, and new. However, it doesn’t take long to discover that fun can only go so far. Make sure that you have other things in common, such as goals and values, if you want something long-term. Other than fun, you need to keep your eyes open for companionship, respect, love, and commitment. With those characteristics, you’re bound to have fun and a great relationship.

Perfectionism – we all have our own fantasies about the right person. After building up this fictional Mr. or Ms. Right for so long, it can be hard to let a real person in. After all, real people are flawed. There is nothing wrong with having a dream. Just don’t let your dream block out a perfectly good person for a great relationship. Remember that it is our quirks and idiosyncrasies that make us special. Instead of rejecting them, treasure them when they come in a great person.

Immediacy – a relationship isn’t something that happens instantly. Though you may want a relationship immediately, unless you give it time to grow, you’ll only be disappointed. Give yourself the opportunity to meet people, get to know people, like people, and find the right person. By rushing into a relationship, you’re setting up for a fall.

Needs – though love is very important in a relationship, there is a lot more to it than just one emotion. The Beatles song “All You Need is Love” is sweet, but isn’t the key to a long-term relationship. You (and your partner) have many needs, and they all need to be met for things to work. Love is only one of those needs. You also need to remember responsibility, appreciation, trust, intimacy, and many other important factors.

Time – one of the hardest things to admit to yourself is that a person you’ve been seeing for a long time isn’t the person for you. You may have known it from the start of the relationship, but didn’t want to hurt any feelings. The thing is, the longer you wait, the harder it will be. While you’re dating, you’re testing out different people to find the right one for you. If you discover that you’re with the wrong person, the best thing you can do is stop. It’s only fair to yourself and to your partner.

By avoiding these most common mistakes, you’ll be much more certain to have a happy relationship. It will meet your needs and those of your partner. It will also last much longer, and through many more obstacles. Happy dating.

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Top 10 Aphrodisiacs – Food that Puts Us In the Mood…

Do you believe chocolate and almonds can increase your libido? Personally speaking, I do. To celebrate our love for food, here is a list of the Top 10 Aphrodisiacs, complied by www.thefoodpaper.com, that swear will increase your heath AND sex drive.

Asparagus – Asparagus “stirs up lust in man and woman,” wrote English herbalist Nicholas Culpepper in the 17th century. In 19th-century France, bridegrooms were served three courses of the sexy spears at their prenuptial dinner. Apparently for a good reason: asparagus is a great source of potassium, fiber, vitamin B6, vitamins A and C, and thiamin and folic acid. The latter is said to boost histamine production necessary for the ability to reach orgasm in both sexes.

Almonds - Almonds were regarded as fertility symbols throughout antiquity. The aroma of almond supposedly arouses passion in females—or so thought the poets and scribes. Alexandre Dumas dined on almond soup every night before meeting his mistress, and Samson wooed Delilah with these tasty nuts. Almonds provide high doses of vitamin E, magnesium and even fiber too improve your general well-being.

Avocado – Avocados are voluptuous and feminine shape, but they have also been associated with male sexuality. The Aztecs called the avocado tree “Ahuacuatl,” or “testicle tree.” The ancients thought the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree resembled the male’s testicles. The Spanish, in fact, found avocados so obscenely sexy, that Catholic priests forbade them to their parishioners. The creamy fruit is especially good for pregnant women due to its high content of folic acid, as well as vitamin B6 and potassium. They are also said to boost immune function.

Bananas -This shapely and nutritious fruit is a complete meal, loaded with potassium, magnesium and B vitamins. It also contains chelating minerals and the bromelain enzyme, said to enhance the male libido—maybe that’s why Central Americans drink the sap of the red banana as an aphrodisiac, while Hindus regard it as a symbol of fertility. A banana left on a doorstep indicates that a marriage is about to take place. Bananas made an early appearance in the Garden of Eden; according to Islamic myth, Adam and Eve covered themselves not with fig but banana leaves.

Basil – This fragrant member of the mint family has an alluring aroma; so alluring, in fact, it can cure headaches. Hint, hint. All kinds of headaches! No wonder the Greeks regarded it as their royal herb. Its botanical name is derived from the Greek “to be fragrant.” Basil has a warming effect on the body and promotes circulation. In some parts of Italy, basil is a love-token.

Chocolate - Why does eating chocolate make us so happy? It’s a chemical thing. The “food of the gods” contains theobromine, a stimulating alkaloid similar to caffeine. Chocolate also helps the brain produce feel-good serotonin. Be sure to indulge in the dark variety—it contains incredible amounts of antioxidants, whereas milk chocolate is just that: milk and sugar with trace amounts of cocoa.

Eggs- The egg is one of the most ancient fertility symbols. Eggs are high in B6 and B5, which help you balance hormone levels and fight stress. Raw chicken eggs eaten before sex are considered to enhance one’s libido. But we’re talking eggs of all sorts, fish or fowl. Think of the way caviar gently bursts in your mouth or the delicacy of little darling quail eggs.

Figs - Said to be Cleopatra’s favorite food, the sweet, purple fruits are sexy in both appearance and texture. For obvious reasons, they’ve been a synonym in erotic literature for female sexual organs. To the ancient Greeks, they were “more precious than gold” and many cultures associated figs with fertility.

Foie Gras – One of the most luxurious foods, controversial foie gras is expensive, decadent and sought the world over. Like diamonds, furs and Champagne, it is associated with fine living, and both its buttery texture and mythical status are sure to put you in a sexy mood.

Oysters- These mouthwatering mollusks are the classic aphrodisiac. And, there’s research to support it: raw oysters are very high in zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production, thus increasing libido. Like some fish, oysters contain omega-3 fatty acids, considered to increase one’s overall well-being and even fight depression. They are also a source of dopamine. No wonder Casanova ate 50 raw oysters every day.

Do you believe food can increase your libido? What food do you like to eat in order to increase your sex drive?  Leave your comments!